by wolves in the hills surrounding Kamiah, Idaho and subsequently
missing a Harvard education, Mike spends most of his time howling
at anything that moves. After gradually entering civilization by
posing as a Mormon missionary, Mike was able to obtain a Political
Science degree by developing a system of communication utilizing
primitive grunts. Naturally, he was embraced by the campus Republican
has tended to shun traditional society in favor of beating on a
small tin drum, and hoping not to be sued by Gunter Grass. Failing
miserably after trying to fit into society as an artist, he now
makes a living selling Moral Majority buttons.
influences include a pet rock and a small frog named Tony...